1. Past performance etc. etc. applies to historical projections. Over the last 20 years we have had central banks trying to manage the market with extreme liquidity injections. Until the Fed signals that they are resuming those injections analogs will not work because of the underlying change in fundamentals. So instead of typical seasonality we should be watching Fed meeting comments, after all the Fed and CPI have been primary triggers this year.
2. This is the most widely anticipated recession ever according to the media, with everyone except Goldman predicting it. However, David Rosenburg recently quipped that even though they all predict recession the average forecast is for a 7% increase in earnings. Only conclusion I can draw is they expect the central bankers to be doing helicopter money sometime in the last half of the year.
3. To me the strangest thing is not the way all the Fed liquidity was absorbed by the markets, after all that is what Wall Street does, absorb surplus funds, but rather the way billions has been evaporated off the balance sheets but the liabilities are still there due to borrowing at low rates for dividends and buybacks. Apple being a prime example. We saw what happened to GE when they went too far and now with rapidly increasing interest payments and a plunging stock price how will these clever CEOs save their sorry rear ends from this death spiral?
4. My biggest regret this year was playing Carvana as an amusement with not much conviction. I only shorted a couple of hundred shares. With spectacular results. Will be looking for more totally stupid managements to short this year. My initial criteria:
A Large levels of floating rate debt used to finance inventory
B Inventory declining in value
C Needless to say stock price down so hard they can't sell new shares and every move up is met with selling by
trapped longs
D Prefer major consumer items
Will be stalking the Recreational Vehicle space. Bloated inventories, rapidly falling prices and for most an unneeded toy. Interesting fun fact on manufacturers. They all have a guaranteed buyback with their dealers' banks on new units. So if any dealer goes down, they buy back at the dealer's invoice. So many small dealers, a few go down, not a problem. Mega dealers, (cough, Camping World, cough) big trouble for Thor or Winnebago. Still looking for auto oriented as the supposed flood of repos will really push prices over the cliff. Needless to say there has to be some commercial real estate out there as this is a slow-motion crash. And last but not least somebody was probably arbing short verses long term rates with a big portfolio of residential mortgages and or mortgage originations and servicing rights, along with the big home builders with their multi-year project time lines.
Needless to say none of this is in any way or form to be considered advice. Strictly a giant joke.
Have a great trading year!
